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So…. you know you’ve fucked up when you’re singing (out loud) Offspring’s Walla Walla with the lyrics, “Hey-a Walla, I’ll see you in marijuana…”

…and you’re hitting golf balls into across the street into the pseudo-woods with surprising accuracy…

…and you see a box truck pull up to the house at 7:00 pm…

…and you remember that new furniture is arriving…

So clearly… the only logical solution is to offer with mucho gusto to carry the heavy as fuck furniture down a flight of stairs to the basement while trying to act as sober as possible.

I may have pulled it off…

lidstrom:

“Put some JAM ON IT”

i think that might be a little too much jam, pete

God damnit Pandora!  No more Gorillaz!

fistyface:

I really enjoyed Owen Wilson in the Hunger Games.

That’s fucking right

THANK YOU DR. PEPPER

Rakshasa has stolen James K. Polk’s collared shirts and is protecting his pocket pens with his life.

See?

Can’t prove it beyond this screenshot but trust me here…

I’ve tried Pandora off and on for nearly a decade and they’ve definitely changed something since I last used it.  Pandora has never suggested music that I would say was dead on accurate.  It would be somewhere between 40% and 60% correct in it’s suggestions.

Something is totally different now…  I made a station with artists I liked including;

RATM

Beastie Boys

Red Hot Chili Peppers

and Serengeti

All I can say is wow. It played songs from Peter Bjorn and John, Flobots, and M.I.A (Paper Planes).  If it plays starts playing Wiz Khalifa - Black And Yellow I’m declaring that Pandora has become sentient.

Just made my new cell phone ring/text alert sound from the Mass Effect 3 reaper laser.

download short version here

download long version here